jgthirwell
JGThirwell
jgthirwell

The English Patient’s basketball scenes were filmed on 9 foot rims. Total bullshit sports movie.

I said earlier that he is like an IRL version of Vincent Adultman from BoJack Horseman. He’s clearly the height of an actual man, but he has the face of a 12 yo boy.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Never forget.

Old habits die hard, I guess. But if the team really wanted this behavior to change, shouldn’t they have named themselves Atlanta Delta?

But it has electrolytes...

Fucked up bees.

I think people frequently confuse gruesomeness with inhumane-ness. Lethal injections clearly aren’t necessarily that humane, they just have more of an appearance of civility or peace for the people watching.

“I’d like to consult Greg on 49th street as my third party. Knock three times SLOWLY and ask for a box of thin mints and two boxes of samoas. Don’t look him in the eye or go into his house. If he asks if you want to see his nun-chucks say no.”

Libruls want to focus on small mistakes instead of talking about all the great things W.E.B. is doing these days. 

“..Omarosa’s actually a very nice person, nobody knows that. I don’t want to destroy her reputation but she’s a very good person..”.

Trump trump, trump. Trump trump? TRUMP! Trump trump trump trump, trump trump. Trump! Trump trump! Trump trump trump trump trumptrump trump. Trump.

“Hey, Margery! We got Black Month coming up! Could you get the Blacks together for a breakfast? Omarosa and Ben and that Secret Service guy. Keep it short as I need to talk to the Prime Minister of Hawaii at 9!”

Oddly, from all of that bullshit, this is my favourite part:

But I don’t watch CNN, so I don’t get to see you as much as I used to. I don’t like watching fake news. But Fox has treated me very nice. Wherever Fox is, thank you.

She’s in Skull Fucking Island? I’ve seen that a hundred times and I never recognized her. I didn’t even know she did those type of movies. Will have to watch it again with my eye out for her.

You should, because I think it’s one of the best written sitcoms of the last 20 years, but she only shows up as a bit character (albeit a really charming one). Don’t go in expecting tons of Brie!

This dumbfuck’s continued existence is proof that the Clintons don’t have people killed.

Did you hear the one about Anthony Weiner fighting with his new girlfriend? When she found out that the feds might charge him with possession of child porn, she screamed at him that he was a pedophile. Anthony turned to her and said “Pedophile, huh? That’s an awfully big word for a ten year old.”