I've watched videos and spent hours trying to do the flip switch and the back palm with cards. I think maybe my hands are faulty, because I can't even come close to making either one of these work.

It's a great series…and I'm honestly grateful he doesn't actually write about the hits themselves, but instead focuses on every other aspect of Keller's life. Honestly, though, I think they would have a hard time selling a hit man as a protagonist. Dexter may have been a sociopath and a serial killer, but he pretty…

The transitioning in the Fireman's lair was amazing. He doesn't just appear, but is shown walking backwards into the room and sitting down.

He was the narrator for Lawrence Block's novel "Hit Man", the first in the series. When I hear him talk, I can't help but imagine Keller obsessing over his stamp collection.

I also want to complain about the musical number. That was probably the worst lip-syncing I've seen. It was almost intentionally bad.

See? Proof positive.

Am I the only one thinking how desperate that dude must've been to go making moves on Sarah Palmer? I mean, he was no treasure by any stretch of the imagination, but seriously…

Well, we've all seen what spending 25 years 'over there' did to Coop.

Yeah…that's David Lynch's not-so-subtle shoehorning an important plot point into the show by way of the most Lynchian superhero origin story ever. He's the only man on earth who can get away with that shit.

I get why you say that, but when you watch it, there are actually more examples of ethnic, ethnic fusion or non-standard takes on 'comfort food' than stuff like burgers and chicken-fried steaks. There are hundreds of truly creative cooks and chefs out there that really deserve the attention but aren't the kind to…

Yeah, he's annoying and yeah he's got five too many shows…but I'd also agree that DDD is arguably the best food show out there. Not because of celebrity or self-promotion like Top Chef or Chopped…but because of how it highlights the very thing that people look for when traveling or discovering new places: local…

No way. The third book was by far the weakest. I really just couldn't get past the whole contrived "Zap-It" thing.

Is there some sort of skeevy, incestuous backstory for the band name "Cherry Poppin' Daddies"?

All you fuckers that went to see it in the theaters…I hold you personally responsible for those four or five upcoming sequels. You brought this shit down on us all…

Is there a significance to the boxing clip that was looping on the television?
Also, what was the weird three-pulse sound that played every time it looped back? I feel like there was something to it…maybe some audio hijinx to mask some other sound?

So you're saying Dark Coop is the father of Audrey's son? Or are we just supposed to think that?

Reading the comments here just reaffirms my belief that there is a snob for everything…even doughnuts. I mean seriously…you fuckers need to get a life if you're going to criticize people for their taste in fried dough.

If you have a phrase that would be funny as a slogan, just let that be the joke. Why wrap it in "and it was a text I sent!"?

"$14 back from Costco"

Well, it sounds like he's happy with the new "IT" adaptation…so should we be worried? It truly looks awesome.