Same here.
Not only that, I feel less intelligent because I actually tried reading it all the way through.

To me, balls!!!

Any relation…?
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Is the Pok Pok cover a subliminal message meant to turn us on? I mean…you guys all see it, right?

Name one person whose life was SAVED as a result of Obamacare…then you can talk about people dying without it. Such hyperbole is for fanatics, lunatics or morons.

Exactly. I'm glad they went with a very old-school with the odd Elizabethan style clothing, instead of the more modern, but much less disturbing, clown style. It's a good mix of playful and menacing.

Little bit of Lovecraft…little bit of Clive Barker's 'Hellraiser'…little bit of Carpenter…even a little bit of Coscarelli's 'Phantasm'.

From the book:
"The face of the clown in the storm drain was white, there were funny tufts of red hair on either side of his bald head, and there was a big clown-smile painted over his mouth. If George had been inhabiting a later year, he would of surely thought of Ronald McDonald before Bozo or Clarabell.

Makes me wanna grab my silverware at dinner time and bang it on the table in time to 'YOU'LL FLOAT TOO! YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!"

Exactly.

I was probably 8 or 9 when my sister and I were home for the summer, watching Poltergeist and Grease 2 every time they came on cable. I can't imagine letting my 7 and 11 year old kids watch Grease 2 now.

Be careful where you spurt it. That kind of cream pie doesn't seem so appetizing.

I'mma get all judgy and stuff…but I just can't take anyone named "Skeet" seriously.
Plus he's always looked skeevy. Skeevy Skeet. That's his new nickname.

"At a minimum, chefs should offer smaller portions of the entrées on the regular menu. "

Anyone else seriously creeped out by the weird space monkey doll on the table that kept repeating "Hello Johnny. How are you today?"? I mean, it looked like it had actual teeth glued onto its "head".

Know what I really hate? I hate that we don't know whether the armpit rash is just a rash or if it actually is relevant to the greater story.

Which one is supposed to be Noonan?

I don't either. I got one as a gift and wasn't aware of what the "Telltale" thing was all about. I kept waiting for my opportunity to do stuff like I did in Fallout or Skyrim…but people just kept talking. I was all "shut the hell up and let me play the damn game!". But it never happened and I eventually realized…

I know this is a very divisive time and we're all pretty much hating each other right now…but can we all agree that Twitter may just be the worst thing ever? I cannot think of one single positive thing that has ever come of a "discussion" on Twitter.

You know, I'd never even heard of Edgar Wright until the whole Ant Man flap. I'd never heard of this Baby Driver movie until this story came out. Because of both I was annoyed enough by the attention to ignore the movie. But then I see in the trailer that it's set in Atlanta and I recognized half the locations in…