My first sentence is true. My question was meant to be a bit tongue-in-cheek

You know…and I'm rather ashamed to admit this…I've never watched this film.
Is it any good?

They do…but often they end up just calling it "marriage" and give it up after several unsuccessful runs.

I think the problem comes with them trying to use the word "bacon" in the name. It's not bacon. It can stand well enough on its own…but trying to elevate it to the level of bacon is setting it up for failure.

With soundtrack by The Mighty Mighty Boschtones

You think that's bad…read "Beat the Reaper" by Josh Bazell. The escape scene at the end is about as cringe-inducing a scene as I've ever read.

Damn. I KNEW that didn't sound right.
And now, through the magic of "Save Edit," I make your comment redundant.

The past IS obdurate…

How about kidnapping baby Hitler and setting him up in the home of a nice Jewish family.

Connells, "Lay Me Down". The goosebumps always show up during the lalalala part with the drums.

I enjoyed it and I ain't ashamed to admit it.

"the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality….BUT…."
That "BUT" always gave me chills.

Am I the only one who CANNOT STAND to see that deer-in-the-headlights mug every time there's a John Oliver story? It's like Steve Carrell had a love child with a retarded brook trout.

Sooo…is it LITERALLY going to be played backwards or is it just each scene will occur before the scene that chronologically came before it? So in A-B-C time, the scenes will just be played C-B-A.
Either way, that kinda sucks.

Le'go my Eggo, biatch! ~nose bleed~

I thought Jack Bauer's signature was a gunshot to the thigh. I don't want one of those.

Never seen the film, but it was the soundtrack of my early romance with the gal who would later be my wife. That opening from Revell instantly transports me back to those early months…so this article is particularly timely since yesterday was our anniversary. Just damn.

She regrets giving up on her one true love Billy Bob Thornton.

You know the robot bartender? THEY are actually robots too. They were awakened to pilot around that star, but something went wrong in the programming and they fell in love instead. It's like Wall-E meets Pandorum.

I'm still convinced she has some sort of connection to someone on the Walking Dead. Lord knows they've tried implying as such.