My poker table has a Wolf and a Pig.

Yep, they got my little sister once. We were 6 & 4, the big kids across the street were shooting off rockets & candles. Then a clever one decided to burn an incredibly long link of jumpin’ Jacks. The force of the blast threw many across the street, some timed just right to explode when they hit her...burned holes…

Yep, my cat will immediately jump in the shower to lick the floor dry after we get out...not because he’s thirsty, mind you, he’s generally just left his water dish/my toilet. Homeboy loves the taste of people soup. Can’t use the spray&leave shower cleaner because of his fatass. Love that dude.