SONOFABITCH HE’S GOING TO OAKLAND!

“He wasn’t functioning correctly,” O’Brien said, “as to how we know he’d usually function calling a play, receiving a play and trying to communicate it to the offense.

I don’t think a white dude can wear Jordan’s outside of actually playing basketball or he looks like an idiot.

Sanuks? FOH with that garbage. You probably like Phish.

Wade Boggs Is Sick Of All This Goddamn Tolerance, Just Wants To Sip A Few Miller Lites And Get A Buzz

TL;DR - If you live in a place that sucks, ride a bike that sucks, too.

Baseball is a relic of a gone-and-forgotten America eulogized only by assholes like Keith Olbermann and George F. Will.

1st game of NBA regular season > MLB World Series

good to know you’re a hot topic store manager / are planning some kind of mass shooting