I was thinking, as I read the tweets about this, where I was 10 years ago on this date...

I love how some white person on ONTD was like, “wtf does dog walk mean” and someone immediately responded with this

Tbh I thought this article was going to be about wacky street parked cars in NYC, so here are some for anyone else who was disappointed-

Yeah, the physical object was the driver panicking.

And that background is straight outta 88/89. I’m pretty sure I still have a sweatshirt with those graphics bought out of the bargin bin on a family vacation in ‘90.

I have found it: the raddest press photo of any car, ever taken. You’re extremely welcome.

I know it sounds counter-intuitive when you Live Dat Life, but I would never valet-park my car.

All of the white bed sheets had two holes cut in them. The showers were golden. The steaks were way over cooked and slathered in ketchup.

Good call. If you start ‘em to work early, they don’t have time to learn laziness.

We thank you for your kind comment dated 12/15/17 and and have pleasure to enclose herewith a star just for you:

“The car was banged up, but it drove fine.”

I was thinking 50s Kurtis-Kraft replica.

Orloved. FIFY.

Everyone: “So, Kristen, tell us how it really went down.”

Later, at a bar: