Clarence the MAGAt ain’t payin’ a dime to get his bribemobile fixed.

Might be the single worst combination of words I’ve ever seen. 

The updated story kinda explains it...

Mom isn’t holding a baby, but it’s a Buc-ee beaver plush holding its own beaver plush. Ooooooooooooooooooo-kay.

They should fit in well with the crowd at Walmart.  Those jokers are another species of humans in existence.

Buckys

I'll have to keep an eye for billboards in Oregon. . The best wae can manage is a Pilot with a Subway or Taco Bell inside. 

At first glance I thought they were cosplaying The Bloodhound Gang from The Bad Touch video. Then read the caption  

Buc-ee’s advertising gets even weirder! :) I think I was on I-70 sort of out west and saw a sign pointing out a station 1,015 miles away in a completely different state. I wish I turned around for the photo.

Oh it gets better; The uniform for Sheetz’s end-route truckers is a t-shirt with “Truck Yeah!” emblazoned on the front. The company’s branding is on point.

There’s a similar sign between Tucson and Phoenix on I-10. And they are indeed building a Buc-ee’s in Goodyear, AZ.

You know who Engel was...well done...you’ve done your homework.

Sheetz is planning to open a store in the Detroit Metro region later this year.

Yes, Buc-ee’s has great food, acres of tchotchkes, infinite gas pumps, cheap ice and Mooby-like bronze statues of a beaver. The single greatest feature of the place is the spotless bathrooms. To me, that’s their greatest asset.

I’ve always wondered if it’s pronounced “Byu-Sees” or “Buckies” 

And I thought I was a fanatic about Chargers...I don’t hold a candle to these folks.

Just glancing at the photo:

Can’t wash the Cybertruck under direct sunlight? That’s quite capricious!