Don’t get me wrong, there’s some real REAL rough parts in all the prequels, But they didn’t ruin my childhood or kick my dog or curve my spine or what have you. It sounded like he was seriously considering doing these sequels on his own before Disney shelled out the cash for the license, as it sounds like he was the…

WHOA.

I’m going to miss the Shield crazy train. March can’t get here soon enough.

I watched Sudden Death on Sunday, and Powers Boothe was hilarious in that. Too bad Malick didn’t escape via a helicopter from the castle, but I guess he already learned his lesson.

This Moment?

REJOICE IO9’ers!

Mack made some lemons into lemon pie this episode. I saw how disappointed he was that he didn’t get to go on the trip to the planetarium last episode, but hey, that was some kickass leadership this episode.

Remember when Fitz lost a fight with a glass door in Season 1?

The Walking Dead.

“Cocoa isn’t cocoa without the mini marshmallows, and you’re out. I checked.” How can a man say this in a way that makes me love it this much?

All things Mad Max could be dropped right onto Tatooine so easily.

Seriously? The fact that Rey becomes a Jedi isn’t a spoiler. All the trailers point to her being one. C’mon guys.

Sound an awful lot like Cameron on the new Terminator picture picture.

Only Jedi can turn them on? I guess you forgot about General Grievous. You also have never seen Clone Wars. You also forgot about Han slicing open a tauntaun.

WITNESS HER

Han turned it on to cut open the Tauntaun in ESB

Anthony Russo says that Spider-Man and Ant-Man will give the film some much-needed levity:

I never knew I wanted to watch Captain Phasma: Fury Road until now.

We’re going to have a fully realized, very very complicated hero in the next movie who happens to be a woman.