after seeing this do not want 944 anymore.

Or perhaps they shouldn’t be taking customer cars for their lunch breaks...

I don’t know Tom, I mean. I am afraid here at Deadspin to say what I think without repercussion. I mean, I get the ESPYs are just famewhoring anyways. I do think reasonable people (not necessarily just Bob Costas) have legit hesitations about hoisting Caitlyn up so unequivocally. I’m sorry :(

1999 Nissan Maxima SE + $20,000 worth of college education.

$25k is a huge dollar amount for something that we all know is going to be crashed in less than a year. That being said:

This Ship Lets You See All The Jalopnik On The Internet.

On the contrary - by publishing it, he was technically being unethical. He may not have been the one to leak it, but by publishing it, he was just as complicit in unethical behavior. It was GM’s document; GM’s data. As such, they have every single right to determine when, where, or even if it gets shared. By…

Okay. Here’s the first thing. I don’t support publishing internal documents they way you did — these are not the Pentagon papers, which would have never seen the light of day had it not been for reporters. Instead, you helped deflate GM’s carefully timed and choreographed big party — which they spent serious $ on, for…

Hey you know what? These idiot owners refuse to acknowledge what fans have known for years. Goodell is a fucking moron. So let Goodell rule with an iron fist. At some point one of these dipshit owners will realize that Goodell is part of the problem. But right now, the NFL is a cash making machine and he’s willing to…

Very cool. 2 thoughts: 1.Fascinating to watch his haptic memory. 2. Makes me grateful for the internet where a generous man I’ll never meet in a place I’ve never been brings me along in something I’ve always wanted to do.

Let me tell you something. I’ve worked for two different dealerships, and I’ve worked in sales operations at a corporate level for a major automaker. If I found out that a dealer wasn’t allowing test drives on a car that cost the same as a base 3 Series, I would be absolutely livid.

Every time the "wedding cake" example is brought up, I am reminded of the old SNL skit.

To start with, if the car is based on Cadillac's Alpha architecture — which it will be — then it can hardly be a Chevrolet Code 130R. I don't know about the tuxedo, but I was thinking a black cocktail dress might be appealing.