jgearhart
Josh Gearhart
jgearhart

Let me tell you something. I’ve worked for two different dealerships, and I’ve worked in sales operations at a corporate level for a major automaker. If I found out that a dealer wasn’t allowing test drives on a car that cost the same as a base 3 Series, I would be absolutely livid.

Every time the "wedding cake" example is brought up, I am reminded of the old SNL skit.

To start with, if the car is based on Cadillac's Alpha architecture — which it will be — then it can hardly be a Chevrolet Code 130R. I don't know about the tuxedo, but I was thinking a black cocktail dress might be appealing.

Depends what you want to use it for.

On a 10-minute drive, the mechanics reportedly got his car up to 118 mph on public roads, including one truly scary right-side pass you can see around the 1:03 mark in the video. Yeesh.

This is easy for me to say, and I have no idea what Kelly Dwyer's health insurance options or housing payment are like, but holy goddamn would this deserve someone quitting in protest.

Dan Gilbert is an arriviste shit who has zero idea of what it means to be a public figure, and Marissa Meyer is similarly clueless

Well that's nice.

I fucking love your articles.

Uh, Tavarish, just to jog your memory, you did THIS to the dash of said S500:

I apologize for the ridiculous shirt! First day of shooting. I didn't have the courage to say "no".

That's the logo I'm looking for on Alfas.

Nope, sorry...the BMW stereotype is well-earned.

You sound extremely shallow. Some people value other things over a car. I make way more than the avg salary, but at the end of the day I still drive an Impreza hatch because it's cheap , fun, low in maintenance and functional.

Buying an expensive car as purely a status symbol means you suck at life.

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