8 grand for that wax banana is straight clown tits.

First Akwafine thought, first time I heard her talk (Crazy Rich Asians) I thought she was doing a Miley Cyrus impersonation so that’s my take on her voice.

True. But at least they bump into each other nose to tail instead of nose to door.

Honestly? I just want a Romeroverse zombie game. All four mainline movies included.

“Being a pizza delivery guy is a terrible job.”

About 1930, my grandmother was a traveling salesman (Ladies underwear) in S. Dakota, Neb, and Iowa. One time she stopped to drop a duece out in what she thought was a place with no one around. She didn’t know there was a campground not far away, behind a lot of trees. Just as she was finishing up and putting her…

Your grandma sounds like a badass.

He looked like a total badass. The control of his weapon points to adequate training. Glad he’s armed and spraying our highways for justice.

What does the term “luxury” mean to you?

Any car is worth collecting...if you have enough of them. That number, incidentally, is directly related to how common or craptastic the vehicle was.

Just before you get to my house, there’s a guy with a massive house and massive detached garage. He has the Basic Car Guy Standard Array, which is a modern Corvette,…

Also consider buying Canadian made. Send us your sweet greenbacks so we can buy maple syrup for our children!

https://bangshift.com/bangshiftapex/the-humbler-five-buddies-built-this-cheap-turbo-jeep-to-go-12s-and-destroy-on-the-autocross/

I think we should all chip in and buy this property for David Tracy to store his Jeep collection and start a museum.

I can’t stand Christian movies. And I’m so, so disappointed to see Paquin and Levi in some manipulative religious garbage. ....

All of this. Garbage suggestions by garbage people.

This entire list is an atrocity and the people who made the suggestions should be ashamed of themselves. This is the community this site fosters? Fuck me, what a pile of dogshit

Oh boy are you about to be disappointed. Not only have I now written about counterweights, but I’ve also written about blue anodized wheel cylinders:

Add vodka?

I was actually considering maybe voting NP on this one until I saw this at the bottom of the ad:

This is a fantastic car.... for the current owner.