When you see me rolling up in this, you know what’s about to happen. I’m about to open the door, and saunter out in my baggy track suit wearing house shoes. I’m here to watch the local co-eds play some volleyball while I eat a concession stand corn dog.

Missed opportunity for the Ford Active Replaceable Tether System.

Another VW fanboy here, and yeah... It sure seems that the majority of the “no dice” responses so far are from people who have zero business owning a car like this in the first place. Rest assured, there *will* be tinkering required to keep it in good nick — O-rings to replace, grounds to tighten down, etc. They’re…

Cabin and Engine air filters. I swear I’ve had the filters sitting in my trunk for weeks waiting to be installed, but I just kept putting it off. The fact that it’s so easy and quick actually made it easier to put off - “Oh I’ll just change those real quick tomorrow before work”

Veneer Lisp is opening for Mannequin Pussy in my town a few weeks from now.

Ooh, these seem easy. I want to do one! How about:

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

This is a Wheeze car.

“...with my trailer...” Steer into the skid. You’ve done it before..Let us know how it goes.

A Silent (but Deadly) Place

Take your star you dirty minded bastard.

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

24 year old, 2WD, underpowered econobox with 165, 000 miles on it.

Me, while reading your comment

All I can say is that at 0813 EDT there must be a bunch of geriatric old farts on the Jalopnik because the score is about 60/40 Nice Price.

V6? Congratulations! you have passed the test and can advertise cars on Craigslist.

Lol, you think you are getting a Lightning for $7k in this shape? Get outta here.

Boss was the like Wal Mart brand people bought who couldn’t afford a proper Pioneer, Alpine, Sony, or Kenwood head unit.

I could totally see spending $4500 to build this (or something akin to it - an Escort wouldn’t have been my choice of starting platform).

As a 16-17 year-old I woulda loved this. but I’m 52..