I'm struck by the idea that my anus has a roof.

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

*Va-Ginas

My solution to this particular moral dilemma:

I always love birds in airports or malls.

I take LGA all the time, but if I'm not flying out first thing in the morning, you're at the mercy of the traffic gods. They should be connecting the subway to LGA before digging the 2nd ave line. The N,Q, 7 and even Jackson Heights are soooooo close. Just a little digging.

LaGuardia is my favorite airport. No traffic getting to it, much closer to the city, Small and easy to get around. Sure it looks like shit but it's super convenient

I'm an outlier, I guess, because I vastly prefer LGA over JFK. Both are close to my house—15-20 minutes—but I find the security lines at LGA much more tolerable. Plus, when landing back at LGA it's a very short walk to the baggage claim/taxis.

"I just don't think she's ready for school," Jan remembers the woman saying to her. "She needs to come back when it calms down next semester."