Tom Hamilton is so good, I mute the TV and sync his radio up against the picture on the screen. He’s miles better than the Indians’ current TV lineup of Manning and Underwood. (I wish I could say the same about Hamilton’s partner, but Jim Rosenhaus is like audio ambien.)

Tom Hamilton is a gem. I desperately want to hear him call a World Series clincher before his time is through.

This definitely hasn’t been a good year or two for Deadspin.

What the fuck are you highlight truthering this kid for? You admit yourself in the article that you can’t really get 70 in a game without this kind of shenanigans. What’s the point of saying this?

What is this guy, a Warriors fan?

Captions:

“THIS JOE EMBIID, I CALL HIM THE LIBERTY BELL BECAUSE HE’S LARGE, IMMOBILE AND HAS A CRACKED BASE!”
-Jon Gruden

I’m beginning to think that local morning shows would be a great way to live out all the fantasies I was never too good to actually, you know, do in real life.

Also, March Madness is going on so who gives a flying fuck about a late-season Cavs/Clips matchup as much as they normally would!?!?

It’s ok Jim, no one is paying any attention to this loss.

I choose to believe the committee left Syracuse out because Boeheim is a tremendous asshole, even by the NCAA’s standards.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

And less e-sports nonsense

I genuinely can’t tell if these are joke things you made up or if they are real things he made up. Either way, I hate them.

Talking Stick Resort Arena?!

To require someone to be patriotic is fundamentally un-American. The freedom to publicly state, I am ashamed of my country is the most American thing there is, from the very start of this nation. This is the same mistake made 50 years ago punishing the American act of protest, to make America better.

This is why I’ve never dated a Khardashian

BUT YOU GUYS...

You won a World Series and have been to a Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, and NBA Finals in your adult life (maybe late teens for the NBA, depending). You’ve done ok.