Turrible.

Why is this entire comment a parenthetical aside?

Wow...That is going to be SOOOOOO many beads and small pox blankets.

*the hot popular girl in my high school bumps into me in the hallway before shooting me a derisive sneer and going to make out with her football player boyfriend*

Honey, I love you, and I’m sorry but we’re getting kicked out now.

20 bucks says somehow, before his career is over, Bradford will be on the Browns at some point.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

Cards against humanity?

Best Klans In Baseball!

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

“Oh so now everyone who has a swatstika tattoo is a racist?”

Nice of him to at least use a self-portrait.

draftmarbles.com

Hey now, British troops could fill our streets any time now with muskets drawn and when that happens, how could we possibly defend ourselves?

“What happened to this society,” Payton asked, slowly shaking his head. “It’s all guns, guns, guns now, when all this stuff could easily be handled by implementing a system of bounties.”

Other great cycling victories:

nobody cares when national geographic puts a camera in a bathroom, but when i do it suddenly i’m a fucking ‘pervert’ and a ‘criminal’