This is the best series Gawker Media has treated us to in a long time. And that includes 500 Days of Mrs. Jay Cutler.

You put his face on the wrong end of the animal.

Did anyone else notice Michael Jordan was at the game? Not sure if CBS showed or mentioned him during the telecast or not.

They sale me books; they sale me educashin; cheerleders in tite duds... I’m graduate.

Who says USC isn’t an elite educational institution?????

It’s nice to see his manager pissed on his behalf.

Must suck to have an ugly sister and have to resort to cousins.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Inept? They pull in 7 billion a year to show beer commercials, they know exactly what they’re doing. The people who watch, on the other hand...

Report: Andy Reid threw scout’s cheese danish into his belly!

I dnt play them games

I always thought the Browns Uncertainty Principle was you can know their coach and know their quarterback but never both at the same time

Kid better watch out. Next time he’s up the tee will be inside the batter’s box.

Curt Schilling being decent and making sense just makes the other 95% of the times we hear from him that much more aggravating.

I truly believe that no one has the slightest clue whether Griffin is good or not.

Some people just hate fun.

The rare occasion where you want the ball in the hands of a white player.

Fuck everyone and everything. saw that ending coming soon as Dingleberry missed that free throw. Fuck. Shit. Ass. Goddamnit.

And shop class