Clearly the train’s fault for not yielding to an emergency vehicle.

I think it’s pretty obvious that it’s 2HP.

1. Not the 90's.

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

It’s just a Prelude to many other bad puns.

The employees started S2000ing because they were told a CR-V would CBR1000RR the N-Box, wait, am I doing this right?

According to reports, Police were performing their Civic duty by Piloting a search for evidence. They are asking for people to come forward with any Insight on the case. Workers were asked to stay home until the workplace was deemed Fit to return to.