Do not even begin to talk about prostaglandins plus endometriosis. In my college days I used to faint every month from pain. And get bloody noses. Cramps all the way down my thighs to my knees. Kidney-stone-like pains radiating through my back. Thank god for Jack Daniels.

I was going to mention similar research, regarding the relative size of gorilla and chimpanzee testes — male gorillas have exclusive harems and rather small sized ones, while male chimps have huge balls and use frequent, sneaky, and indiscriminate sex as their reproductive strategy. Ya beat me to it.

Yo, biatches, I burnt down an entire fuckin' city just by kicking over a lantern and nobody even knows my name, just my bitch-ass owner's Mrs. O'Leary! Moo, yo! MOOOOOOOO!

Okay, just one thing: " . . . if companies allowed parents some flexibility — telecommuting, more flexible hours, actual goddamn time off to be a real person outside of dronehood."

Okay, Vicki Iovine made a ton of money off of these books, which are full of charmingly toxic advice for women who have just given birth, such as "sublimate your hunger," "live off of soup made from vegetables from the bottom of your refrigerator," and "my best friend's husband made up a rule — NFCA — No Fat Chicks…

This very same phenomenon is why I don't like Oprah. Oprah, no matter what she is doing or saying, is always, always focused on performing "Oprah." A sad story is an opportunity for her to perform "Oprah showing sadness," or perform "Oprah being generous." No matter WHAT the nominal topic, the real subject of the…

Satoshi Kanazawa . . . .? for reals? He's a self-promoting idiot — little more than a god-send for lazy journalists in search of the latest headline-grabbing, utterly inaccurate, intentionally provocative statement about his "research" — who has proven time and again that he understands neither how evolution works…

Jesus, Andrea Dworkin? Either you are an MRA troll (95% probability) or you and your "friend" are in a timewarp from the 1970s.

A bit late, but I would also like to mention that pet food can also bring in bugs and mice. We feed twice a day, mostly dry with a little wet food or some table scraps mixed in to make it especially yummy so none is left over — then the bowl goes up until next time.

Where's my bud Heywood Jablome?

She's one of the blackest of blots on an already tattered and tarred Tennessee legislature, that is for certain.

Oh, Marsha Blackburn.

A DRESSMAKER'S NOTE ABOUT LARGER SIZES:

Bill Clinton.

A no-fucks-to-give attitude, OR a confidence that when other people see what you are doing they will of course be patient and/or helpful, which is more what I saw. More than a couple of those clips involved cooperation.

Well . . . this is pretty par for the course for a) serious ballet instructors and b) Chinese athletic/gymnastic/dance training. Things have not changed all that much since the days of "Farewell, My Concubine."

I HATE Michael Pollan. He can't write and he is pompous and ignorant. As you point out.

Okay, I read the entire Harry Potter series as quite a nationalistic statement on J.K. Rowling's part, even if that was not intentional.

He died happy, not having yet realized what a snobby, insufferable bitch Mary was. They would have ended up just like the host couple in Scotland.

Yeah, it's right now, if you want it.