isn’t this literally the joke referenced to in the title and then made explicit in the article

Glad the Seals got to a 1-0 start this year. Ork... ork... ork.... GO WISCONSIN!

how waffle

Let’s dispel once and for all with the notion that the NFL doesn’t know what they’re doing.

Heck of a headline to parse if you don't follow racing

“Pinnacle.”

you don’t actually mention the Jamaican reggae superstar’s name.