This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

How about a non-running snowmobile and some tattoo work?

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

Pictured: That face you make after finding the perfect substitute for the n-word. 

we gon’ have a nice l’il bowl of gumbo together

More like rushin’ soccer fans, amir-

Are we sure that’s not just Steven Tyler?

The chugging isn’t even that impressive - it’s obviously a ginger beer.

LeBron finding out that JR went to the White House because he thought they had beaten the Warriors:

Harder than it looks. Ask me how I know.

I live by Unico

I live by Unico

hey girl, whats ursine?

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

It’s all a beauty pageant, and Washington is a little Husky.

This is the worst thing to happen to Atlanta involving a Sherman in a long time.

He should definitely bank his earnings from the NCAA and live off those

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.