Clearly his dizzying intellect.

The most disappointing part of my day is when I hear Trump hasn’t dropped dead yet. Come on deep state what are you waiting for?

What are they doing around Wrigley? It was already a nightmare of shitheads and douche bars around there 15 years ago.

Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

Here’s the thing. You shouldn’t be paying a couple extra hundred dollars for good service. It’s like paying $30 for a hot dog because the guy cooking it smiled.

I think I speak for millions of Americans when I say “heehee!”

Sure, that’s where the “they’re fucking idiots” part comes into it.

I agree completely.

Johnny’s idea of cutting back on the money he spends on partying is to roll up a ten dollar bill rather than a twenty in the club’s bathroom.

Gee, the one unifying theme in all these was a dislike and mistrust of Hillary. Something much of the left agrees with. Someone remind me why the DNC pretty much anointed her as the nominee again?

Yeah. That’s called the financial markets recovering from the financial crisis. And Obama’s ability to tax high earners was obviously constrained by a Republican Congress. Idiot.