I hope more players do this. The NBA's age-restriction rule (which they're trying to up to two years / age 20) is absurd. It has nothing to do with wanting players to be "ready" and everything to do with the NBA wanting to get two years of free marketing as the guys build up their names in the NCAA.

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

It appears that the cheese puns have run their course...unless...dairy post any more?

Colby couldn't brie any dumber. I'm feta up with him. Manchego up

Not to say anything you're saying was wrong, but don't you find something cheesy about Snoop's post? Like maybe he was trying to start a cottage industry around this story? Because no offense, I think that when it comes to grasping the point of his post, you mighta bleu it.

Hey, ya gouda do what ya gouda do.

But let's be fair - sometimes, a bunt single is all you can muenster. I'm sure he would have loved to have bleu it out of the ballpark, but sometimes, that's just not meant to brie.

You guys are really milking this.

Here you are making jokes about it like some kind of muenster

That's what a krafty ballplayer does.

No reason to shred an opponent like that. Any way you slice it it's a dick move.

So true, a good American always goes for singles

I think what Lewis is saying is Colby should have went for the jack instead of exploiting the swiss defense on the left side of the infield, thereby increasing the amount of cheddar he earns in his next contract. Some of our older readers camembert Ted Williams used to do that. Like any good American would do.

Between Nash, Kobe and now, Carlos Boozer, the Lakers have to be considered the favorite for the 2006 NBA title.

true, now, whoever got the fake Asian names on tv a year or so ago after that plane crashed in SF on landing. now that was humor.

#DontEverGiveUp

Semi-related

The "who the fuck cares?" question always comes up on pieces like this, and it always confuses me. The answer is clearly "a lot of people."

the fans aren't feeding the writers with this information. it comes from the players & more likely the team. These reports cite "team sources" not butt-hurt fans.

Agreed. "Mexican" it is.