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Well, one of them is a crazy group of fucktards walking around in insanely colored uniforms with spikes all over themselves and crazy mythical creature names, and the other one is a group of comic book fans - so I'd say there are some differences.

The best part is that guy just kept ordering them

Probably from the private dinner captain

But here's the shocker - it only costs $5 for a miller lite at ruth's chris. I've seen dive bars that have the audacity to charge 6.

Agreed. You couldn't even get bottle service at a club for $750 with those two bottle minimums.

Except Oakland is falling apart, could potentially lose the A's to another area of the bay, and the Raiders have a new owner - even if it's Al's son.

The most surprising thing about that tab is that a miller lite was only $5

This made me laugh really hard for some reason

They're from california, bro. People here have no fucking idea what good food is and ruth's chris is better than anything they've ever eaten. Besides - the place is still really good, it's not like a fucking garbage heap.

Walked by Gordon Ramsay's restaurant at Paris Hotel in vegas recently. Glanced at the menu knowing I couldn't afford it, but I was just curious by how much I couldn't afford it. Then I saw "Mac n Cheese - $12 " - I was like hey...that's regular food, and not a bad price. interesting. then I realized it was the side…

Have you seen the Xbox one ad where the girlfriend takes over and makes her boyfriend go to the store to buy her more beer? everything you just said, about that commercial.

Plz tell us about the indie steakhouse you prefer that is better than the mainstream steakhouse and how you used to like Ruth's Chris before everyone else found out about them

This was a superstar comment.

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is she hot

YOU'RE A GROWING BOY! YOU NEED TO EAT

Jeez, you guys at Deadspin sure do seem to have a hardon for this girl.

EDIT: even i am smh at myself

How about the fact that he got the fucking GM of his favorite team on the phone and instead of talking about the team, which may be the only chance you'd get to do such a thing ("SIGN JIMMY GRAHAM TO AN EXTENSION AFTER NEXT YEAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER") he asked about proposing to his wife, something that the GM obviously…