Was he wearing a jumpsuit of glittery rhinestones?

You tell them that your friend wanted to do a study on exploding houses for SCIENCE

I think it might be a duplex

LMFAO

I'm pretty sure this is just Michael Bay doing a James Franco style promote-my-movie-with-a-stunt thing

So after a great director rebooted the batman franchise, we're immediately rebooting it again with a different actor with a ripped off version of the batmobile from the rebooted one crossed with the original.

I WAS ANGLING FOR AN UNPAID INTERNSHIP POSTING INSANITY DUH, THANKS FOR MAKING ME SAY IT OUT LOUD AND RUINING IT

This article is such bullshit...have you assholes ever been to target? There are cups for sale everywhere. More deadspin ignorance where they dont do the research

What if that female is related to donald sterling

Why didn't you just write "tl;dr" since you didnt wanna write an actual post

So what would the backlash be if the camera flipped to johnny manziel getting blown as his name was announced? I bet Marshall Henderson wouldn't have had to turn to science to find an answer for that one

You guys need to hire someone who can write unhinged, inane babbling commentary about every single one of these small ass posts. Like PFT Commenter, but for every single post. That way, they might be worth reading.

much like your mother is disappointed in you for using up "valuable" deadspin space with ads

FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING CLEVER TO SAY TODAY

nice usage of the word murked to add that sweet urban vibe

So does that mean this is the guy fucking Roy Hibbert's wife then, not paul george?

Free agency is pretty stupid in like, all sports. It's crazy how bad some of these deals go.

The Bucks are going to end up with one of the following: Andrew Wiggins, Jabari Parker, Joel Embiid, Dante Exum, Julius Randle, or Aaron Gordon...all of those players are pretty exciting - even if everything goes wrong and they slip to four, there is still a ton of great talent in this draft. Something worth being…

I like how she tried to play the "women gettin' oppressed" card

This defense is really starting to make me understand him. Why, just the other day, I was beating my wife for looking at a black guy (on television) and I kept asking her why she made me hit her - so maybe this guy makes a little more sense than we all thought.