THESE PRODUCTS ARE GREAT BUYS. THIS IS NOT ADVERTISING. WE JUST WANT TO FIND SIMPLE, HELPFUL THINGS THAT MAKE YOUR GUYS' LIVES EASIER. LIKE 60 INCH LED TVS.

OMG fuck i saw the pic of bubbles and though this was TPB related. Fuck you guys.

ALL MY TAKES ARE STRONG BECAUSE I TYPE THEM IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND ALSO DON'T THINK BEFORE I TYPE THEM

STOP FORCING ME TO RETHINK ALL OF MY HILARIOUS BORED-AT-WORK-SO-I'M-GOING-TO-TROLL-PEOPLE SEXIST COMMENTS ON JEZEBEL WITH YOUR UNBELIEVABLY REASONABLE IDEAS AND COMMENTARY

EVEN FUNNIER NOW THAT THEY DRAFTED HIM

I read this review specifically to find out whether or not Seth Rogen wins in the end, which is the only fucking reason I would see this movie.

I really want to believe most white people aren't racist, and then you see stuff like this, and yeah.

im going to get fired because im laughing so hard

I laugh at your assertion that 80% are working, but I still say: idgaf how mean your teacher is or how hard your tests are, when you're working 80 hours a week for a maniacal boss who ruins your personal life for their own enjoyment...studying for a fucking test pales in comparison

Fair point. My age discrimination was way wrong here.

All people should be put on some fucking island from age 6 to 24 so i never have to hear college aged motherfuckers bitch about how hard it is to read a book again I HAVE BILLS TO PAY ASSHOLES

Reading deadspin is sort of like hanging out with your girlfriend. You know, the part where she goes over every single thing you said or did, finds something she doesn't like in the inflection, then beats you over the head with it for six years.

THANKS I TRIED TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT BY USING A QUOTE AND ALSO MY CUSTOMARY SCREAMING CAPS

While I tend to believe in Teddy...

This article is so gay

"A dedicated group of deal hunters and product enthusiasts."

GUYS THIS ISN'T ADVERTISING. HERE BUY THIS STELLA ARTOIS SET THAT COMES FULL OF THINGS YOU DON'T NEED. HOW DO I KNOW YOU DON'T NEED THEM? THE AD LITERALLY SAYS YOU DON'T NEED THEM.

Advertising is infecting our TV shows now too. You can't even watch a sitcom without at least 60 seconds being devoted to advertising some product. Even when they make light of being forced to do it (as they often did on 30 Rock), it's really fucking frustrating.

I THINK YOU MEAN INTERPRETIVE DANCE IS BASICALLY BASKETBALL MINUS THE BALL

Fishing typically = drinking beer on a lake so...fair enough