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Can they get a paddlin' before the firin'?

I don’t think weaponizing Karens is a good idea...

Excellent low-key Simpsons reference, though it should really be stylized as “that’s a’ firin’.” 

Taking the word of a bag lady over a hotel guest?

leaf springs?! What, do you think this is a corvette or something?!

Still better looking than a Cybertruck.

I’d agree with this if any of them showed that they were different. 

Well they can both go up in flames then

It will be like when the election was called for Biden, a short, intense feeling of relief followed by a few months of anxiety waiting for that second shot and hoping for a good immune response.  Plus concerns about how long the vaccine will prove effective, if there will be any long term side effects as mRNA vaccine

Hell, that fits most American corporations business model.

Or if Trump had leveled with everyone and told the same truths he did to Woodward in February so that a few million more people could have at least slowed it down a bit more.

Cruise lines are also eager to hit the high seas, as the industry was left out of the $2 trillion COVID-19 relief bill passed in the spring

I think it depends on the amount of work. For example, I installed a charging plug at my parents house within their garage, but the panel was right there and it was super easy. However I paid an electrician to install an EV charging plug at my house because the cable needed to run across the house, through a finished

Rockin’ that hair metal mascara on the headlights.

herman cain was double D DEAD in two short weeks

Yeah, he’s definitely in a bunch of high-risk groups: old, obese, low-income.

The honest dream is that he’s alive but requires treatment that’s impossible to hide, forcing him to either stay in the shadows or reveal his weakened state, both of which are a nightmare for a self-obsessed lunatic.

Check out Trevor Noah. He moves through 5 or 6 accents per sentence.

He’s been old for a while, it’s only because he’s got that old man rooster neck thing going in that picture that you really start to notice it.