The kind with functional taste buds.

All you Anti-Cannies can take your grandmother’s home-made organic artisnal cranberry sauce made with love and a secret blend of spices and shove it up your asses. RIDGES FOREVER!!!

Deviled Eggs. They are a thanksgiving staple in my family.

Actually, it’s all Ohio.

yep.  the last few years have shown just how rotten America is.

I remember my first college economics class and this professor who proudly exclaimed if there was no minimum wage laws then people would be paid a lot more. I wonder if these people have ever acknowledged their naivety. Companies will always fight to pay as little as possible and seeing how much they fight against…

In their minds, they might be lucky enough that Hitler or Trump walks by and sees their handiwork and gives them praises.

I disagree, but ok. That’s your personal definition.

In my mind, the thing that tends to distinguish almost all non-alcoholic beverages from many or most alcoholic beverages (especially “sophisticated” beverages) is the former tends to be aimed at simple refreshment...it’s something meant to be served cold, to quench your thirst, to go down easy, and so tends towards…

My theme song, which I teach to every woman and child in my life.

ETA: Kinja rearranging my sentence, so here’s the link again in case it doesn’t work:

Community Service Message:

Based on the videos, it appears it was just off the transporter, and still in transport mode. It does not appear it was put in there by the new owner, but rather it had not been taken out of the mode yet post-shipping. Also, Transport Mode has no effect on airbag installation.

How often have you watched a tennis match to watch tennis? How often have you watched a tennis match because you want to have more context for what they say in the press conference afterwards? This seems beyond silly to me. She says talking to the press is bad for her mental health. What is there for her to discuss…

Good for her. They need her more than she needs them.

For the contestant in the greys, who cares about other countries? One proudly points to America First. In America, we don’t care about “socialized medicine”. In America, we don’t have a national plan/policy for education or police. We are state’s rights and decentralization. We do not care what other countries do…

The whole system is irredeemably corrupt.

*AKA the day every Karen finally sees the ultimate manager

Also, you may want to look into the terrorist activity in Northern Ireland and England’s response. Northern Irish terrorists were bombing and killing civilians, but the response from England was not to raze city blocks and bomb journalists. There is a vast history of conflicts to draw ideas from, so there is really no…

It was a mixed-use building. It had apartments and many families lived there. They lost everything they couldn’t grab in less than 60 minutes. Imagine if that happened to you or your family.

I know, I’m amazed all the people who nearly died and had their offices completely destroyed aren’t more grateful to Israel for giving them an hour’s warning before destroying everything.