Steny Hoyer brought the heat last night and it was good to see. This useless piece of shit’s career is essentially over without a committee to sit her stupid ass on. Also can we stop with the “This is not The GOP we used to know.” No it is. You all have been practicing and saying the same shit forever. Ronald Reagan…

“I was upset about things and didn’t trust the government,” Greene said. “I was allowed to believe things that were not true.”

I have a real pet peeve when I hear women threaten a man to “fuck him up”. Ladies don’t do it, don’t say it. All you are doing is gonna get you man beat up and/or you beat up. There are some crazy people who will take you up on that offer, and you are not Ms Elizabeth and he is not Randy Savage. 

We’ve seen what happens when progressives go for home runs - they strike out AND lose in the next election.

Wait. so a child has a toy gun on his desk during a Zoom class, and he gets a visit from the cops and gets suspended ... but a politician brandishes his weapon in the Zoom meeting, and he gets a hearty belly laugh?

Thank you for posting this. I was watching it live this morning and it was truly moving. I’m actually not going to re-watch it but if I remember correctly it was right after she had read the lyrics to the mariachis’ song (about a mourner longing for death). That’s an old Mexican funeral standard. My son and I cry …

Two weeks ago, these same people now calling for “unity” and “healing” would have said anyone who said they were worried about exactly what ended up happening happening had Trump Derangement Syndrome.

They spoke for hours, and Trump is still president. They spoke for hours, and now they have gone home til after inauguration. They spoke for hours, but have said very little. Yesterday there was a coup attempt, encouraged from the very top, and today is business as usual. Even the seditious motherfuckers who supported…

I had a bout of insomnia last night, and thought about this for a while, and it’s still not the slogan. It might very well be worse.

I am in the grays here so you won’t either see it or acknowledge it but she was not in the U.S. Sovereign country and all, right? It does not matter what we think here and the comparisons don’t matter.  She broke Cayman law and that is the punishment.  

Yeah if random people start chasing me, I’m not gonna fuckin stop.

Anagrams of her name include Americans Lose & Ceremonial Ass

The Ricker

I’ll just leave this here.

That person microwaves fish in the workplace breakroom.

All I want for Christmas each year is to not have to deal with Christmas each year.

They really do talk too much.

Rather than put it up for auction, they should just approach Guy Fieri directly to see if he wants to buy it.

This is the most concisely correct response in the history of this series. It is truly the bright response we needed in these dark times.

I know it’s a long-running joke, but why wouldn’t a filling between two pieces of bread technically be a sandwich.