I am in the grays here so you won’t either see it or acknowledge it but she was not in the U.S. Sovereign country and all, right? It does not matter what we think here and the comparisons don’t matter.  She broke Cayman law and that is the punishment.  

Yeah if random people start chasing me, I’m not gonna fuckin stop.

Anagrams of her name include Americans Lose & Ceremonial Ass

The Ricker

I’ll just leave this here.

That person microwaves fish in the workplace breakroom.

All I want for Christmas each year is to not have to deal with Christmas each year.

They really do talk too much.

I was already about to star your post, but then I got to the part about pockets and my approval bloomed a thousandfold ;-)

Rather than put it up for auction, they should just approach Guy Fieri directly to see if he wants to buy it.

This is the most concisely correct response in the history of this series. It is truly the bright response we needed in these dark times.

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

I know it’s a long-running joke, but why wouldn’t a filling between two pieces of bread technically be a sandwich.

Day 3: I tried the buffet shrimp but the risk was low. Now I can’t stop pooping. Is this how I die? Please Jesus not like this.

Once again, The Root comes through with the story I didn’t know I needed today.

*sniff*

tRump was a test ballon and now that the repubs have realized the country won’t kick them all to the curb when they’re obvioulsy doing illegal and immoral shit ... they’re just gonna keep doing it.

Ordering Mexican after Trump’s been ousted is the kind of irony you don’t hear in Alanis Morissette songs. 

I live in Detroit, Michigan. I am glad to have voted for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. I am very pleased that they have won the 2020 Presidential election. (And, yes, I will continue to vocally advocate for issues important to me. Being active doesn’t just end with an election.)

My first complete motor build. Sent the block into the machine shop for some work on the crank and some oiling modifications (direct oiling of main bearings that were only oiled by the crank in stock form).