Big screens are not fancy. When have you ever seen a large screen in a smoking room?

DUI and 155? Damn, this fella is going to need one hella lawyer to avoid extended jail time.

My favorite is a quote I’ll paraphrase from Al Franken - Patriots love their country like a parent loves a child, while Nationalists love their country like a child loves their mommy.

The way Redbox works is that you authorize the company to charge your card for the initial charge when you rent the game, and then it holds off on actually charging you until you return the movie/game/whatever. Every day past the “due” date, it charges you for another day of rental (essentially a late fee). Every day…

The comments on the original Jalopnik article are hit and miss (and a few “I don’t get the problem, plz explain” type comments), but this one is worth repeating:

What is it with conservatives wanting to have sex with children (Ted Nugent, Mark Folley, Dennis Hastert)

I’m still not sure what happened here, but I think I enjoyed it?

This comment took me on a real adventure. I’m still not sure what happened here, but I think I enjoyed it?

And the winner for Best Beta Boy Blogger goes to Hamilton “Cucks” Nolan. Good luck marking territory with weak ass deodorant as Alphas dominate your crushes. That’s why I always cover my neck in real blood before I go out; puts out a good “I’m dangerous and live in the woods” feel. Chicks love it, as told by the…

Dammit.

The NRA should be up in arms about this!!

Name checks out.

UNC: “Oh that. We just said that to close the NCAA investigation! We really did what we told you the first time promise.”

Accreditor closes investigation, NCAA reopens.

“Oh that. We just said that to get out of trouble with the accreditor!”

Press X to pay respects.

To Fox and all that shill/shilled for them: A reminder from White Jesus:

That’s because Miracle Whip is an abomination.