All of these “it was a joke” MFers, I would go Joe Pesci on them and have them explain how it was a joke, why is this funny, what joke were you making here. I have a relative who says awful things and when confronted goes with this excuse, and I am so done with it.

“There’s recently been a Breach of the Peace and suspected Treason, and for those reasons we require you to disclose the contents of your bag and submit to the metal detector scan”

“...contributing less to the infrastructure of the economy whilst still receiving its benefits”

Read the text again: it’s not about “we can’t handcuff people any more” it’s:
1. Handcuffing behind the back

I’m no croctologist so pardon the question: does the logo strap across the top hook behind the heel, or is it just there or what?

It hurt me to disagree with the honorable Elijah Cummings when he exhorted “we’re better than that”, but as a country, we just aren’t.

I didn’t get how 40 years became 25.

I’d want the proper authorities to start with “You monster, you’re under arrest”

So the chief of police thinks that an officer suggesting the George Floyd didn’t have to be killed is that officer being “willing to put his neck out there”.

I didn’t watch it but since over the top is the only correct answer, I assume she knows the truth.

TXR2 on the Dreamcast was my jam. Fave audio track from it is “Metropolis”, I like a chilled-out track while I look at my cars.

There’s a strap securing the lower portion of the holster to the leg so it doesn’t flap around. She went with a dark color so it’s not very visible.

For $600 I couldn’t get an installer to slap me with a rolled-up Bose catalog. Did you mean 6 grand?

I’d like to add that there’s a lot of space between “healthy” and “dead”. It’s like a gunshot, you’re glad to be alive but it’s always much better to not be shot.

Riding unicorns in Atlantis with all the other mythical creatures.

This right here. What makes it sting even more is the whole “horse balls” thing, like our world is so detailed this is the only thing we could try and improve.

Since when has a store closing ever hurt anyone who didn’t want to wear a mask? They’ll just go somewhere else.

The point here is that Trump can’t start a race war, because it has already been started quite some time ago.

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