An alternative headline: “J.R. Smith Has No Chili”.

Corvette? Hellcat? Alfa 8c? Tesla? Audi r8?

actually it’s good that we’re all standing on a garbage barge in space making fun of each other.

I like big cars and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a sedan rolls by with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
‘Cause you notice that trunk was stuffed
Like the 22's she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I want to cruise wit’cha

Rob Gronkowski: I like to think I put the “bro” in “abortion”.

Did you fill out the application sir?

Noah looks like someone stuck a Q-tip down the shower drain at the YMCA and then raised it in England.

Their images may have O’Brien’s scrotum, but they lack the compositional balance of Bradshaw’s masterpiece.

At work and had to watch this on mute, but I’m a amateur lip reader, so here’s what I got. Let me know how accurate this is.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay…

True, but it doesnt suck for everybody. I wish I could see my mother, my daughter, my granddaughters, my sister and my niece but im 2000 miles away from them. I miss them and it sucks spending mothers day alone. Sorry about your mother.

Vovlo s40, s60, s80 from a few years back