Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

I made my dad marry my mom

They can’t bring in Kaepernick, if he ever takes a knee to close out a game he will be disrespecting the military.

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

One of my friend’s kids was there. He made it onto Instagram:

Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

Whatever. I beat porn at least three times a day and I feel fine.

$8500

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

Brian Roberts is the Brian Roberts of basketball.

Yo this is 2016 you can’t just call them color commentators, they are african-american commentators

Predicted lupe maneuvers : kick, push, kick, push. Coast.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

I am suing Alex Morgan for not returning my calls, texts, snapchat, whatsapp, skype, omegle, yahoo IM, msn messenger, and AOL chatroom requests.

Wow, Matt Leinart really let himself go.

Glad to see the New York Islanders are not the only ones paying Mike Comrie to do nothing.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Wow, those guys from Estudiantes will never learn.

Sure Jesus’s jump shot his rookie year got criticized, but even his fiercest critics had to admit he hung tough on the boards.

Unfortunately for Pappa the police ignored him screaming and rolling on the ground for quite some time, unsure if he was just trying to draw a yellow card.