“*Brexytime!!!”

If you don't Brexit you Brejaculate in your wife's Bregina and then a Breby is Brorn.

As Americans, for our entire lives, we essentially get this message: “you’re on your own. If you want something, work for it. Life is not fair.” And on and on.

i don’t know about you guys but i’m about to “brexit” my way out of work......... and into a few cold beers!!!!!!!!

I know y’all get to decide on your own bear coverage, but the most important summer bear news is that Pedals survived the winter and is roaming New Jersey once again. Pedals is the hero we desperately need right now. Look at him! He walks like people, but he’s a bear!

I just turned 28 and now I’m pretty sure I’m in actual cancer range, which is terrifying on the daily. Naturally, I smoke to calm my nerves.