The last time I was at Woodman’s I had to ask a stranger where the tampons were located. I was in the toiletries area, but they were on the other side of the store. At least you get your steps in at Woodmans.

He had a second job at a nightclub. I doubt he was rolling in the dough unless he was using that job as a front.

It is sad that in yours and everyone else’s comments there is an unspoken acknowledgement that there will be a next time.

I can buy a ticket to a Brewers game for $10. A Milwaukee Milkmen ticket costs $9. I can walk to the Brewers from my house, consume2 beers to quench my thirst before the game and bring my own food. I think I may be spoiled by the Brewers...

Sleeping. I had been at an outdoor wedding the night before and had consumed many beers and not enough water. Stayed in a hotel room with a friend who snores. In order to try and drown out the noise I tried to cover up my ear with my arm....this caused all the muscles in my neck to spaz. Got a prescription for Valium…

Thank you for doing the math- you saved me some crazy.

I had the same experience. Was this person’t initials BG?

My very white uncles name is Jerome. Never trust him with your money. He is shady as shit. And also an alcoholic.

Last year, I took a vacation in Manitowoc. Even as a Wisconsinite I was scared.

I don’t think we ever went to the moon.