“see, I never just did things just to do them. come on, what am I gonna do? just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? come on. I got a little more sense than that…yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.”

"words alone do no justice to the MST3K-worthy badness of the scene below. Okay, maybe a few words can. Try 'seductive monkey-suit dance'"

Bill Murray, Neil Young, Thom Yorke, Willie, Ozzy, Al Green. the barnacled Lemmy (a/k/a the Human Umlaut) will hurt. John C. Reilly, too.

yeah!

you realize those "middle-aged" librarians are about the same age as the Beasties, right?

you realize those "middle-aged" librarians are about the same age as the Beasties, right?