Damn those pesky comic books that fit in your hand and last longer than a gadget life-cycle.

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

iPad HODOR

“But if you don’t play your cards right, we won’t marry you!”

Dude, that’s the definition of playing my cards right. Nobody wants to be married to any of those guys.

That’s Sakerlina

Bojangles’ is the shit.

Two white robots interface before live audience. Panic ensues.

So now she’s buddies with a rapist pig?

That sure doesn’t look like a hoverboard.

WHAT. That has wheels! LIES, ITS ALL LIES.

Two of them, in fact. Turns out that’s not quite enough motivation for me to get behind turning our schools over to Deion Sanders just yet.

Is she a neo-liberal and not just a plain conservative? (Though I don’t actually know what a neo-liberal is, honestly.) It’s a kinda interesting thing that Chicago has been staunchly Democratic for 85 years, but the Tribune editorial board has been staunchly Republican (stemming from then-ownership under the wealthy…

Oh my God, people have started calling recipes “Food Hacks”

If you need some wood for a fire #treehack #lifehack

If you get cold at night, put an extra blanket on your bed! If you get too warm, remove a blanket! #lifehack #bedroom hack

If you don't finish all of your dinner, wrap it in aluminum foil and put it in the fridge to keep it fresh! #lifehack #kitchenhack

If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack

While we’re at it, can we stop calling tips “hacks”?!?!

Who cares? The point is that he portrayed it as a stripped down no-frills cabin in the middle of nowhere, and it's actually an extravagant luxury home about a ten-minute drive from a Panera Bread and a Starbucks. It's not the size of the house, but the fact that he ran a line of bullshit about it because he wants…

Were these the listing pictures, that were taken before he moved in? Because I saw some Nascar stuff in the kitchen, and he never came across as a racist to me.