Damn those pesky comic books that fit in your hand and last longer than a gadget life-cycle.

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

iPad HODOR

“But if you don’t play your cards right, we won’t marry you!”

Dude, that’s the definition of playing my cards right. Nobody wants to be married to any of those guys.

I love using the option ‘no rush shipping’ where you get $1 credit if you really don’t need something in 2 days. It often arrives in 2 days anyway and you get free money to use towards movies or music. Nice to watch the free rental here and there.

That’s Sakerlina

Bojangles’ is the shit.

Two white robots interface before live audience. Panic ensues.

So now she’s buddies with a rapist pig?

This is all about the money and what data they could sell before flooding the Internet with scandals. They don’t care about morality and cheating spouses. They care about what PII and credit card information they can bundle and sell. The dump is just to obscure what they took and where it went. I garuntee it.

I always think it incredibly two-faced to claim “the public has a right to know”, and yet the public never has a right to know about the hackers. It makes me question their ethics to no end.

Douchebags

Warning: rant incoming.

“The website, for those of you who don’t know, helps married or otherwise “taken” men cheat with available women who are into that kind of thing.”

Oh my God, people have started calling recipes “Food Hacks”

If you need some wood for a fire #treehack #lifehack

If you get cold at night, put an extra blanket on your bed! If you get too warm, remove a blanket! #lifehack #bedroom hack

If you don't finish all of your dinner, wrap it in aluminum foil and put it in the fridge to keep it fresh! #lifehack #kitchenhack

If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack

While we’re at it, can we stop calling tips “hacks”?!?!