Yeah, how dare he say it’s Christian duty to serve the poor if he doesn’t also support everything you want?!? Fuck that guy. You came on to find something to whinge about and disagreeing with the word “slightly” seems to be your jam. Lame. 

So long, AV Club.

God, that is so unfair to Bernie Sanders. I mean, first Clinton whips his ass on the way to the nomination (good predictions, Gawker team! /s), and now she’s going to maybe give the VP slot to a damn woman?? And not even Mrs. Sanders?!? Time for some angry finger jabbing at the Sanders household!

Secretary of Labor actually has influence and Bernie Sanders does not know shit about how the labor economy of the United States actually works. Now Denmark? He knows all about that. But American workers, no; Bernie thinks we all want to get back into manufacturing and go to college...or something. He’s not sure. He…

I recall registering as a D before becoming 18 and then being upset to find I could not vote as a 17-year-old. It was a midterm election, but still.

As Democrats who have been burned many times by last-second decisions in swing states (many involving Diebold machines, if that’s not too “old” a reference for the Berners to grasp - I keep hearing that anything a Milennial doesn’t understand is no longer relevant to “politics”), we should all be wary of applauding…

That book is tremendous. Same author wrote Serpico, so...he had a varied career, I guess is what I’m saying.

Does the Squalus (240+ feet) count?

At least he didn’t and Trea Turner can get a shot. Or Espinosa might hold the job all year - whatever, can’t be as bad as Desmond. This is really sad, though. Damn.

Since you’re positing a rainbow-farting unicorn scenario anyway, I would rather the owners gave the cash to ME.

Nah, actually many people who watch the Nationals predicted that Ian Desmond would revert back to the mediocre level he came into the league at. We just didn’t know he would double down.

Another “tax” you may incur by marrying is that contributions to a Roth IRA (a big “yes” on this very site!) may have to stop altogether if your combined income crosses a certain threshold. It is likely that two high earners will find that neither can contribute to a Roth at all after marriage, whereas one or both may…

Oh, and *there* it is. Quelle surprise.

Mattingly is probably trying to pull a fast one. Like, Jeff Loria yelled, from his syphilitic phlegm hole, “Mattingly, get rid of all the talented players, just like I did after we won each World Series! Do it, hippie!” And Mattingly is like, “roger that, boss! Get rid of facial hair! On it!” He’ll be fired, like…

Way to rub Saul-t in the wound. Anyway, like Kanye proved, Paul could say whatever he wanted as long as he followed with “um, and may I add, ‘No Homo!’” and it would all be just swell. They’re both such amazing talents, you know.

I don’t want a manufacturing job. This is not the early 20th century, or even mid-century, and working in a factory is not “good.” It’s terrible, repetitive, hard labor. Make jobs better - intellectual, professional, creative, whatever - and stop trying to make more factory workers. What’s wrong with you?

And everyone who worked in those buildings was an American (presumably) and lost their job when Trump declared bankruptcy because he’s a terrible businessman. Which was more valuable to our country: the one-time construction job, or a lost career because Donald Trump is bad at business?

This is...not quite satire but...not quite intelligent. Much confused. Either that or...getting dumber because...stupidest thing read...today....

Thank god Mythbusters is finally going away. That show long ago turned into “old wives’ tale busters” and “folksy hearsay busters” and it was stupid. The Jaws episode was particularly galling and I am amazed people still watched after Creepy Beret-Baldy and Smarmy-Ginger insisted on taking Quint’s “piano wire” comment…

Categorical denials from these two sure make it seem like Al Jazeera got it wrong about both of them. Hope their legal team has something in their briefcases more than shredded newspaper. Or did they just step outside to call David Crosby?