A few weeks back I had a family function in a town with a AAA team. Had the evening free and there was a game that night, so even though it was broiling I checked out the tickets.

Chris Sale needs to do something about these uniform atrocities

Spy vs. Spy? I thought MAD was shutting down.

Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.

It ain’t the media that gave him $137 million.

Eh, Mitch Trubisky made a Pro Bowl. Hell, you probably made a Pro Bowl at sometime and they just forgot to tell you.

Here’s a guy who signs the largest NFL contract at the time and goes out on an actual date with a porn star 15 years older than him in Beverly Hills!  I think 0.0 is about right

Mr. Blutarsky, has no grade point average .......

Sad for Jimmy, but this is great. Every time one of his former backups who played wonderfully in NE turns into a pumpkin elsewhere, Tom Brady chews a pair of Kraft’s slippers.

I.G Farben
MyPillow
NAMBLA

Who knew that making shitty pillows would be profitable enough to keep an entire network afloat. 

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

so...that’s 1 more white guy this week than the total amount of black/brown guys ever? And you think your comment doesn’t support my argument...how?

how many black guys have you seen get Burger King bought for them by the police? Keep that axe grinding, buddy

“Not all FOX viewers are racist”

The Ray Lewis bust would have been more successful, but he was able to ditch the white suit in the nick of time.

He was playing Hold ‘Em, not Stud.

I’m an Oilers/Titans fan but too young to remember Campbell’s playing days. Poor guy gave his health to the game of football. It makes me question my desire to continue watching the sport when I see him at events like the Heisman ceremony and hear that he was washing down OxyContins with Bud just to function. How much…

It’s so hard to see him what with the camo though.

That’s just rubbing it in to your friends in Hartford.