“an electric start from Corbin, who struck out 10 batters in the first three innings,”

I thought nine strikeouts would be enough to get you through three innings, but what do I know?

So the MAGA ghouls want to hear from LeBron and Harden but NOT from Colin Kapernick?

Looking forward to the SI Expert Contributors work on the Swimsuit Issue. 

Pretty sure Donny learned how to reload the caps into his toy pistol when he was about nine. That counts as expertise.

i don’t know if anyone noticed, but if you look closely, you can see in the background that a hockey game broke out during this fight. 

As Maxwell Smart would say, the guy with the baseball cap “missed it by that much”.

My 2001 Jetta always smelled like crayons. You didn’t just buy a really old Jetta, did you?

Wish the slow mo had gone another second or two. The bunny hop after landing looked very very close to touching the line. Still amazing.  

I think it’s more like Neutrogena, or maybe Pantene.

But the fielder is NOT in the baseline. The fielder is positioned correctly in fair territory waiting for the throw. He is not impeding the runner. Rule 5.09(a)(11) makes it clear the runner has no right of way to the territory inside of the baseline.

On that foul ball / ground rule double, the Cardinals had their very own version of Steve Bartman, reaching over the wall and into the foul territory, but the ball bounced high and away from him 

A more accurate interpretation of Claire’s quote would be “free stuff from the government (for minorities) does not play well in the Midwest.” That part in parenthesis was implied, not spoken. After all she was a senator from a slave state. 

Love to know what the APR was on those loans.

Was expecting a story about sculptors and state fairs, instead I get a story about perpetual butthurt, Gordon Ramsay. I am butterly disappointed. There was no margarine for error here.

Southwest. All day, every day. I have literally been at the gate, on the phone with them making changes while “A” group was boarding. They understand customer service. 

Barney Fife at his finest. Even one bullet in his shirt pocket, would be too much for this clown. 

Love the 2001 Space Odyssey reference. 

Tough to post bond, when you are both in the slammer. 

When was the last time the FIFA champion beat all three of the other semi-finalists? Sweden in Group, England in Semi, Netherlands in Final. 

He the-hopian he didn’t screw up there.