“an electric start from Corbin, who struck out 10 batters in the first three innings,”

I thought nine strikeouts would be enough to get you through three innings, but what do I know?

So the MAGA ghouls want to hear from LeBron and Harden but NOT from Colin Kapernick?

“Clearly it’s not about national security. We don’t trade national security,” Negroponte said. Wrong, the Trump administration is willing to trade anything.

Looking forward to the SI Expert Contributors work on the Swimsuit Issue. 

Agreed. Don’t really see the point of having the Concorde in over twenty liveries when only two airlines (Air France and British Airways) ever flew the plane. He has more models of the Concorde than were ever actually built.

Pretty sure Donny learned how to reload the caps into his toy pistol when he was about nine. That counts as expertise.

As Cleavon Little once said (in Blazing Saddles),
“Hey, where are the white women at?”

i don’t know if anyone noticed, but if you look closely, you can see in the background that a hockey game broke out during this fight. 

As Maxwell Smart would say, the guy with the baseball cap “missed it by that much”.

My 2001 Jetta always smelled like crayons. You didn’t just buy a really old Jetta, did you?

Wish the slow mo had gone another second or two. The bunny hop after landing looked very very close to touching the line. Still amazing.  

I think it’s more like Neutrogena, or maybe Pantene.

I think the estimated 22% tax rate on that transaction has more to do with long term capital gains taxation, than income tax, but I’m not a CPA. The rich who make their profits through investment, are tax advantaged over the middle class, who the majority of their tax burden is income tax. But you can’t be surprised…

But the fielder is NOT in the baseline. The fielder is positioned correctly in fair territory waiting for the throw. He is not impeding the runner. Rule 5.09(a)(11) makes it clear the runner has no right of way to the territory inside of the baseline.

On that foul ball / ground rule double, the Cardinals had their very own version of Steve Bartman, reaching over the wall and into the foul territory, but the ball bounced high and away from him 

A more accurate interpretation of Claire’s quote would be “free stuff from the government (for minorities) does not play well in the Midwest.” That part in parenthesis was implied, not spoken. After all she was a senator from a slave state. 

Love to know what the APR was on those loans.

Clicked on an article to read about obsolete technology, and it ends with a comparison of Donald Trump’s necktie to Adolf Hitler’s mustache. Wasn’t expecting that. 

Was expecting a story about sculptors and state fairs, instead I get a story about perpetual butthurt, Gordon Ramsay. I am butterly disappointed. There was no margarine for error here.

Southwest. All day, every day. I have literally been at the gate, on the phone with them making changes while “A” group was boarding. They understand customer service.