Usually when someone is tailgating you, that means that you are traveling too slow to be in the fast lane. Move over. Not that they have nay right to be tailgating you, but you are probably just as guilty. Move over let them pass and go on with your day. You have to understand that even when you are doing the speed…

“Everyone’s a little bit racist sometiiiiimes!”

It's an article about race, and yet you still judge it by its cover.

Every one of these things is something you say to convince people you aren’t racist. All the comments (variants if “don’t say anything”) are about trying not to appear racist.

This is something one of my students would write. This... this is not funny. I don't know, it's just dumb.

Cardiologists don’t operate, cardiothoracic surgeons do heart surgery.

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Super long commercial, not worth sitting through for the clip. Deadspin blows it again.

There is a great article on how truly special he is, just look at one graphic from the article if you don’t end up reading it:

I am a physician and have seen horrific spinal injuries to regional high school players since I work at a tertiary referral center. Quadriplegia/death are the rule, not the exception.

Terrorized by? I’m sure you meant “delighted by”.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

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Yeah, you can’t call people “fa**ot.” The asterisks are too hard to pronounce.

The Bulls are in trouble. They keep losing to shitty teams. Butler called out the coach. Rose sucks. Gasol wants out. Hinrich is still alive. Snell is awful. Benny the Bull continues to be the best thing about the Bulls.

Can confirmed it worked well. Existing Premium member. After entering the code, It automatically extended out my “payment due” date 6-months ($60 worth). Smart.

Can confirmed it worked well. Existing Premium member. After entering the code, It automatically extended out my…

The president doesn’t need to know everything, but there are certain things the president needs to know. A basic understanding of the most lethal tool of the presidency, the power to end life on earth as we know it, is one of those things.

Rubio kinda ducked on the answer, though... “everything’s important!” The correct answer was submarines, and he should have kinda shut up after he said that.

Seriously. I think what kills me the most about Trump’s answer is that, really, it’s not all that different than answers candidates usually give at these “debates.” His answer is tangential and shows he doesn’t grasp the matter at hand, and he scrambles away from the topic and back to whatever talking points he’s…