I worked too many years at Barnes and Noble too and I still can not figure out why I have more poop stories than my compatriots in retail and restaurant / service jobs. As in poop being left in the aisles. So weird. I also had several flashers but shut that down with police officers pretty quick. But seriously, the…

The summer after I graduated from high school, I worked in the restaurant of a Marriott hotel. A lot of the time there would be business men staying at the hotel for weeks at a time, and they would spend quite a bit of time in the hotel bar. They were generally nice and tipped well, so we didn't really mind that they…