jezzybelladonna
Jezebelladonna
jezzybelladonna

He’ll starve.

Moloch awaits your soul.

You think you’re joking, but you’re not.

Just FYI, you don’t need a penis to sexually assault someone.

Love the “Gossamer” coat.

I’m pretty sure I could do an appendectomy just from what I’ve seen on that show.

I consider myself a medical professional BECAUSE I watch Grey’s Anatomy.

Is it wrong that I’d give up half my finger to have some chill time on a boat off the coast of Turkey?

Ahhh fond memories of wearing those with a Jurassic Park t-shirt and flower Dr. Martens.

Can I watch Scandal with your mom?

Shut up, I want them back!

Oh yes!! To the high heeled coffin.

See also every stripper shoe ever. Personally, I love lucite ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Holy shit.

What if...vanity plate was customizable?

OK, but how many years has it been since Nick Denton has seen Suri?

I for one welcome our new Univision overlords and would like to remind them that with my passing knowledge of a little bit of high school Spanish I could be instrumental in recruiting other commenters to work in their sugar mines. `

At least they won’t have to stop bashing Donald Trump.