Terrifying primal screams are useful every day, not just during Birth-Days!

Obviously George has his own Glamazon regrets.

Let the False Flags continue as shitty journalism reports bad info so another innocent Black Man gets chased down! Damn straight they were snipers. Government trained and all.

Inspired White Ally? Go Fuck Yourself, you fucking sociopath. It’s fucking Murder In The Streets and FUCK YOU for ‘being White’ and continuing to ignore BLATANT RACIST MURDER RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES. Go Fuck Yourself for working in ‘journalism’ and not touching this beyond your snide bullshit. Race Baiting MotherFucker.

‘And she knows it’s much harder to go after someone who you basically like, who you’ve had a drink with.’

Where the fuck else am I supposed to keep my coke? SMH.

Slaves is slaves.

This could have been quite a festival! At the same time, now probably none of them will get Zika? :/

I like how they already have a semi.

This entire article feels TROLL.

Garp’s nurse Mom raping his Dad was one of my first enduring personal ‘visualizations’.

Kim’s definitely a wax one.

1995 says you’re spelling it correctly.

He has so obviously stuck that tiny angry dick inside her.

In her senior yearbook, she mistakenly attributed the words of Eleanor Roosevelt—“The future belongs to those who believe in the power of their dreams”—to Jimmy Buffett.

Miley’s spaceship is much more subtle than I’d first imagined.

I just saw her in Paddington and she rocked!

Those are not the faces of nice people. RIP

Yeah, I had to change it from ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ for my Boo...