It’s diverse because we have light suits AND dark suits

Zero fucks Obama is the best Obama.

“Fuck. So close.”

I’ve never found crock pots all that difficult to clean, even when stewing stuff overnight. It’s ceramic with a non-stick finish! Just throw some hot water in with Dawn Platinum, maybe some baking soda & vinegar if you need some extra oomph, let it simmer or even just sit for 10 minutes, wipes clean no problem at all.…

I feel like if you took photos of the Warsaw ghetto and replaced every star of David with a crescent, you would have what goes through the republicans’ minds when they talk about Muslims.

I’m sold. Death to America!

me recruiting u for isis

It seems they’re friends so for Kimmel the joke would be , why is my friend Gabby walking down the aisle? Is she getting married too? Why wasn’t I invited to her wedding, What’s going on? The people upset over this joke are assuming these people don’t know each other, as if Miss Sidibe was hired like some random…

I also thought about that, but I also thought if Sidibe is cool with it, or doesn’t see it that way, I’m not going to shit on her about it. Like, maybe her view on the situation is completely different and forcing her to see her presence as an insult is also very insulting? I don’t know!

I disagree. Sometimes, you don’t realize how toxic a person was for you until you get some time and distance. 25 years ago, one of my best friends and I had a massive falling out. She cut contact with me - because SHE had done something awful and then she got upset that I dared to be angry about the thing she did.

My ‘spiritual’ friend dumped me when I got chronically ill. Because it says so in The Secret, you shouldn’t consort with sick people because it will attract more sickness. Some spiritual people are sick in the head. Namaste cuntface!

Instead of a madonna/whore dichotomy, I think Trump employs a fat pig/bimbo dichotomy. Kelly is not fat or ugly, and she’s not a bimbo because she keeps challenging him. At first, he was pissed that she was given permission to do so, but now that it’s clear FOX isn’t going to hide her away to appease him, she is now…

Exactly. She doesn’t agree with him and he can’t call her “ugly”. So of course, he labels her “crazy”. What a psycho.

If only there was an app that could also reach and from the computer screen or phone and slap them or give an electric shock when they start with that #notallmen crap.

I have never seen this quote shared before, thank you. It’s the perfect description.

IMO, it’s as big as it needs to be, since some folks still haven’t gotten the message.

Unless she is unborn cells...

Will this never cease to be the truth??

A former girlfriend told the Wisconsin State Journal that O’Kroley had tried to commit suicide in 2014, and that he has been seriously mentally ill for the past decade.