A fleet of rainbow-trailed interstellar poptart cats singing a catchy hook on repeat. Definitely.

Honestly that crowd just needs the word “alien” mentioned in any context on a website to get riled up and go full tin foil hat.

Definitely aliens.

The kid was wearing a NASA t-shirt, that’s like ISIS right?

Seriously, he should be rescued from persecution now before he gets a chip on his shoulder and eventually becomes an evil mad scientist bent on world domination.

poor grammar nazi. this must really piss you off, huh? i bet you twitch and spaz a bit every time someoneee misspells a werd tew.

As far as I can tell, “has a digital readout and/ or exposed wires” as the totality of their criteria for “could be mistaken for a bomb”

Despite being wrongly listed by both IMDb and Wikipedi as “comedy”, I still hold firm that it’s among the darkest and scariest horror movies of the 21st century.

If some wealthy techie doesn’t jump to this kid’s aid fighting this total bullshit, every crappy thing I think about humanity will be proven true.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

I just watched about 30 seconds of the video and not only is she terribly unfunny, she’s also manic and annoying as hell.

Word. I have a friend who is planning on a home birth and I know she judges my decision to go to a hospital. With doctors. But I still can’t figure out how that is a bad thing. She also plans to have her placenta made into pills (which has no research base) and her baby wears amber beads to help ease the pain of…

I have yet to lose my ability to be surprised by the incredible depth and breadth of human stupidity. I think I never will. Some day, I’ll think to myself “Now I’ve seen it all. Nothing can shock me anymore, no matter how mind-bendingly idiotic it is.” And then someone will come along with an idea more stupid than I…

I was a hippie. And these dolphin assisted births are FUBAR.

Not just you, Blanket. I am genuinely flabbergasted that this is an actual thing. The very sentence “dolphin-assisted births” sounds perfectly mad. I generally consider myself a curious, open-minded person but I have limits. Babies are at stake for crying out loud - you’d think birth is disorienting enough for a baby…

My thoughts exactly. A two year old in that state and being fed by a dog is physically -and psychologically- harmed.

Local cat is all “I brought the kid dead mice, why is nobody giving me accolades for trying to feed him solids? He’s two! He can handle it!”

Incontrovertible proof of why everyone should be Team Dog.

The luxury we have as a younger generation is being able to figure out where we want to go from here, which is why I’ve said things like, “I don’t focus on feminism, I focus on the future.”

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.