I like to think I'm a pretty intelligent guy. I went to a good university, am a professional type, do pretty well at shouting out the answers to jeopardy before my boyfriend(provided the category is potent potables or Famous Hockey Players named Gordie or what have you) but...what the fuck does it mean to live a…

i think she was difficult too early. producers might be willing to deal with A listers like Angelina Jolie or Will Smith but Katherine Hiegl? there's many actresses they could place in her role[s]. and thats what they did.

Really? Dealer takes advantage of a person who is not mentally competent and steals their money, that is doing their job?

#NotAllSUVs.

Complaining about food you let get cold or slow service if you're taking forever is silly. But...

That was actually quite well done. All of the internet claps for you today.

The image accompanying the headline head me thinking kidney stones are caused by KFC popcorn chicken. It's uncanny.

Ahahaha! I'm only 19, and I've already stopped giving any fucks about how "fuckable" I am. Caring about how sexy I appear or act all the time gets tiring and takes too much time, it's not my job to be an object of sexual desire, and I feel no need to place my self-worth on something that by nature devalues me as a…

I'll just stick with my regular daily liquid intake of 2 gallons of coffee in the morning and 2 gallons of beer in the evening. Should keep me nice and hydrated, I ASSUME.

yo no lie my hand just flew up to my face to check out how bad my stray face hairs were

Trust me. You won't have to wait that long. I'm 50 and I just could not give a flying rat's ass anymore about….oh, most things. Granted, I may not be a national treasure, but I am, at the very least, entertaining and fun in my non-caring-ness.

Exactly. I've seen many friends who fit the "hot" mold in their younger years experience significant anxiety around aging and childbearing. Me? I have never been hot, and I came to terms with that a long time ago. I compensated by being smart and ambitious and mean/funny. And that has only gotten better with…

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

I believe you meant "some other previously eradicated *incorrigible* disease."

"We must go (pause) stupider."

can network just cancel that stupid show?

*I order ice cream by color, because I am intellectually and emotionally eight years old.

I do not understand this term "too sugary" to which you refer.