You're right - the kids aren't saved by the literal box, but what it represents. The magic is in providing an incentive to seek health care early on. The goodies are obviously great, and mean the world to someone who might not otherwise be able to afford to clothe their baby appropriately (winter!), but in the greater…

In order to get the box women need to get prenatal care in the first trimester, is that newer? Since that could help with those other things, no?

The newest item on my bucket list: To somehow work "Lentil-Hording Lesbian" into a sentence.

Hah! I love all of this. Nothing says "PhD candidate" like condescendingly linking someone to Wikipedia.

You've heard of a professor who only takes on Asian students?

How is this person not grayed out, while I am hanging out in no man's land??

Rickard Gagner was a contributor on the book? Do I really wanna know HOW a guy with that name 'contributed'?

That's a very awesome idea. I've been thinking about doing something similar. I might steal that exact idea though for my own house

Some cocktail names?

I will buy a plot on your island

But is it vegan if the animal consents? Was the man raised free-range or was it an inmate? Could you tell me about its diet?

"If you want your partner to swallow, you should be willing to eat your own semen — I mean, it's your semen,"

I want to live in a place where we had no reason to just have this conversation.

Never accept a dinner invitation to the Photenhauers'

I had a vasectomy a few years ago. However, I still output seminal fluid. I gotta think of how that would affect the drink name. I'm thinking with semen would be "with a teabag", and without would be "with a decaf teabag"