Puhleeze! It’s like y’all haven’t dated before! It’s gotta be a Personalized gift - obvi one of those blankets with your picture & name on it. She just ordered it before the break...which he’d never have asked for if only he’d known she’d gotten him such a rockin’ gift!!

Unfuckingbelievable. It’s the car’s fault for not being SMART enough to prevent her from driving? At what fucking point do Millenials & all their “Way to go for showing up” trophies actually have to take real accountability?

I love pictures. I love taking them & posting them. I love looking at my friends pics. Only once did i think a friend went overboard in showing me vacay photos & that was back in the days we had actual photographs developed.

Yay for that dad!

One of my faves is Larry Wilmore, who on The Nightly Show (and elsewhere, I’m sure) has referred to himself as a “Blerd”!

+Infinity!

Shoulda known you were growed up, too! The the wisdom of our ... “Experience” is likely what made us think similarly on the “I’m right to be mad about that guy I didnt have sex with, huh?” comment in the Saturday Night Social thread!! Couldn’t believe that one!

I might be older - 45! Can chaperones still spike the punch?

You are my best friend today! Go to the prom with me?

Well, *somebody* dodged a bullet.

You’re right. I just went off on Kris in another thread & forgot about Bruce because until last night he was kinda — forgettable. But he is responsible & needs to PARENT this girl, too.

In short, where is the MOTHER of the 17 year old CHILD caught up in all this drama, dating a MAN far too old — with a child to boot & getting caught in Baby Mama Drama?

Yeah, what IS that? It’s like pepper, stinky cheese they don’t actually have in the store & feet. And it’s the same in every location - even here in Canada.

I thought I hated subway. Turned out, I hated that freaky industrial shredded green stuff they try to pass off as “lettuce”.

This happened recently to an autistic kid in Canada, too. Exact same thing - except he didn’t even get the courtesy of a no...they just didn’t even bother to RSVP.

So the ladies that line up for Lilly - are they part of that weird “Vera Bradley Cult”, too?

I’ve always wondered about that. When you put a dog to “sleep”, it is not a cruel or terrible thing. If you’ve been able to stay in the room when it happens, it’s actually a very easy & peaceful way for them to go. They literally go to sleep...peacefully, easily & then their breathing just...stops.

In the olden days, we had these things called “Compact Discs”. My absolute fave for a long, winding country drive & a good, cathartic cry was the soundtrack to a movie I didn’t like very much.

Right? First rule of Fight Club.

Let me play Devils Advocate in return...